Greener Pastures’ March Newsletter

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Greener Pastures is Launching a Podcast

Come To Our Second Pitch Party


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Someday they won’t want stuffies and I’ll be sorry

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Grey Totoro. Photo by Geronimo Junior from Pexels


Humor

Like, ever.

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Photo of woman and man standing outside, breaking up. Photo by RODNAE Productions from Pexels


Dauchshund lays in bed with cucumbers on its eyes. Text says Reading break December 21 — January 4 see you in 2021.
Dauchshund lays in bed with cucumbers on its eyes. Text says Reading break December 21 — January 4 see you in 2021.
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Humor

Dog Columnist Answers Your Toughest Year End Questions

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I’m an adult rodent free to make my own decisions.

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“A Minnesota woman says she accidentally got the critter sloshed.” — Ron Dicker, for Huffpost


Business

Tips & Resources to Help You Celebrate in Style

Woman sits in front of laptop, glass of champagne in hand.
Woman sits in front of laptop, glass of champagne in hand.
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Make Sure Your Party Structure Dovetails with Your Party’s Purpose


Do you require overwhelming force to subdue them?

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  1. Does this person want to be in charge of the known world?
  2. Do they try to take what they want by force?
  3. Can they be accurately called Le Petit Corporal? Or at least, short stuff?
  4. Do they rebel against authority?
  5. Do they promise not to take your property, then snatch it as soon as your back is turned?
  6. Would people willingly give them weapons?
  7. Do they have an ice cream flavor named after them?
  8. Are they always up for a little light looting?
  9. Do you require overwhelming force to subdue them?
  10. Are they violently against naps and/or bedtime?
  11. Will they…

Teresa Douglas

Mexican Yankee in Canada. Remote work speaker, manager. teresamdouglas.com. Book: Working Remotely: Secrets to Success for Employees on Distributed Teams

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