Greener Pastures’ October Newsletter

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October is the most non-judgemental time of the year. It’s the only month when you don’t have to feel ashamed if someone sees you outside, covered in candy wrappers and looking scary.

Our dog Aggie always looks fly in her birthday suit. The rest of the Greener Pastures editorial crew…

Greener Pastures September Newsletter

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It’s Fall, y’all. Our faithful dog Aggie is trying to figure out which is more exciting — the fact that the kids are back in school or that it’s drinkable gourd season. Anyone that says those pumpkins are purely decorative hasn’t been smoking the right things. That’s right, shots fired.

June Edition of the Greener Pastures Newsletter

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Welcome to June (and nearly Summer) with another installment of the Greener Pastures Newsletter. We’re writing this edition camped out in front of our AC and our box fans to beat the heat, so why don’t you grab yourself a frozen treat and let’s dig in!

Rejectjaw was Awesome

We received many excellent…

The Greener Pastures May Newsletter

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Welcome to May, with another installment of the Greener Pastures Newsletter. Hopefully May the 4th was with you, and even if it wasn’t, we think you’re awesome.

Most Viewed Comedy Piece for April: ‘I have a Super Power and it’s Called Wearing Combat Boots’ by Justin Avery Smith

The Greener Pastures Editors understand how transformative a good pair of footwear can be. We’ve been wearing our bunny slippers since March 2020…

Greener Pastures’ April Newsletter

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“Scientists recently discovered the world’s first diabetic polar bear, who was quoted saying, “DAMN YOU, COCA COLA!”’ — Kegan Witzki

March was supposed to come in like a lion and out like a lamb, but it behaved more like a frat boy on break, and the Greener Pastures’ writers helped…

Greener Pastures’ March Newsletter

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“My calendar is full of coupons. Sometimes I lose entire days cutting them.” — by Brian Gutierrez, February’s contest winner

Welcome to the second instalment of the GP newsletter! We’re as pleased as a park full of plastered parakeets to have you as a reader or writer. …

The GP February Newsletter

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Welcome to issue 1 of the Greener Pastures newsletter! This is a special month (and not just because of all the candy going on clearance on the 15th). February is our magazine’s six month anniversary! …

Someday they won’t want stuffies and I’ll be sorry

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It’s almost time for Family Party — otherwise known as my wedding anniversary — and my son Xavier would like: a VR headset, a live pig, and an additional member of the ‘Otoro’ family. …


Like, ever.

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I remember when we stopped lockdown the first time

Saying, “This is it, it’s under control,” ’cause like

We hadn’t seen each other in a month

When you said you needed sushi. (What?)

Then you come around again and say

“Baby, I miss you and I swear I’ll wear a…

We’ll start reading again January 4th

Dauchshund lays in bed with cucumbers on its eyes. Text says Reading break December 21 — January 4 see you in 2021.
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Please feel free to continue submitting your work. Starting January 4th we will read submissions in the order they came in.

Teresa Douglas

Mexican Yankee in Canada. Remote work speaker, manager. Book: Working Remotely: Secrets to Success for Employees on Distributed Teams

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